Emily: [Lying on bedroom floor propped up by Kung-Fu Panda pillow] Tell me Doc, am I ok?
Aeneas: [Examining Emily through 3D ViewMaster] You have asthma.
Emily: Oh no, am I going to die?
Aeneas: No, it is not a fatal disease. It is an uncommon and painful disease, but you will live.
Emily: How will you fix me?
Aeneas: I will put oxide and chromide in this armour hat and you must wear it to clean your blood.
Emily: Ok, anything else?
Aeneas: Yes, I will put sugar in your umbilicus [with emphasis on second i] to make sure the medicine works.
Emily: Thanks Doc, you're the best.
Aeneas: I know.
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